So a guy goes to the doctor, he tells the doctor,
"Doctor, I think I'm going deaf."
The doctor examines him, does all the stuff like shining the little light in his ears, y'know, but doesn't find anything wrong.
So he says to the guy,
"Can you describe the symptoms?"
The guy says
"What did you say?"
The doctor repeats, louder:
"CAN YOU DESCRIBE THE SYMPTOMS?"
And the guy thinks about it and says
"Well, Homer's a big fat guy, Marge has blue hair..."
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It is a horrible pun, but I loved it, best laugh today. - Thanks
Yeah, I know - it's really bad. A bunch of us were in a bar after work one day and one of the guys told it and we all cracked up.
That's the kind of week we'd had...
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